i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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