im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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