Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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