Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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