She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
sex in a hospital.. check
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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