even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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