google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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