all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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