why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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