dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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