I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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