DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He did a backflip because drugs
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