im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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