I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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