There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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