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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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