ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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