Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Randomize
