Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
