The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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