So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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