nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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