do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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