Pregnant stripper...not hot.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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