pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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