Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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