I wish i was in the wii world.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
