its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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