I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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