I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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