moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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