Sry I called you an 8
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
is that a dick in a sweater?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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