Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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