You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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