Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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