Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
two words: eviction party
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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