If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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