You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What a dumb baby whore.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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