My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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