I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
