How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
