Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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