Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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