No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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