what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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