It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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