Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
