I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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