Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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