You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Randomize