Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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