Whod you bang
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I'm always down for nudity.
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