...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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